(yes, that is a 3.5 hour line to vote my friends. You are welcome America for sticking it out. Secret is I did it for the free "Guac the Vote" at our fave restaurant. And Florida is STILL undecided a day after the election has already been called, WTF Florida? Get with it).
Politics are on everyone's' minds, but I want to get down to some real issues here with Florida life. And some real crazy ones I might add. There are some obvi majorly differences here in Florida as compared to living in New Mexico. We have all kinds of crazy wildlife and super lazy/crazy people. See evidence below:
Two twin snails on our nightly walk with Barkley. If it's dark in our neighborhood, all I hear is crunch, crunch, crunch when we are walking. I don't want the lights on, I know I'd be disgusted with the amount of snails I murder nightly.
Bad picture, but the largest snake I have ever seen in the wild. This is on our porch. I was on a friendly little job with Barkley, and this just came slither creeping along. Eww is all I have to say. I didn't even know what to do, so Barkley and I just stood there for a good 5 minutes before it slithered away.
Oh, that's Dylan in the attic because we have a possum that lives up there. I know what you are thinking; just call a professional. But our HOA is stupid and they assured us the possum is not in the attic but on the roof. They were wrong. Idiots.
Oh, and my favorite of all. There is a major cart return situation here in Florida. It is my number one pet peeve ever. These pictures have been mostly taken at various Targets across the area, but that is not the only guilty retail chain. People here are ridiculous. If a cart return is 3 feet away, they will still just leave there cart right next to where they are. It's like a foreign concept to them to return a cart to its home. Please see below (Note: these are all taken on different dates and locations)
