Workin like a dog...

12 hour work day
2 people sent to the ER for heart attacks
1 screaming lady on the phone for refills (call your pharmacy, crazy!)
no lunch break
7 cases of swine flu
5 butt shots to old men (gotta love testosterone)
1 child throwing up on dad while baby sister falls off table

This is a summary of my day. When things go crazy, nothing hits the spot like this for dinner:

Thank you Cafe Rio for making my day a little bit better.... and thanks to my husband who hates eating there, but loves me anyways.

300

This is the number of a perfect score at bowling. How close did I get? Well, let's just say bowling on the Wii is not the same as reality bowling. Dylan and I went to Stake Conference on Saturday night, ate some home-made chili at our place, and then went over to Dixie Bowl for some leisure time. To top the night off, we ate some McDonald's hot-fudge sundaes...mmmm mmmm good :)

Not to toot my own horn...

But I made an at-home, Pizza Factory wannabe, HEALTHY, delicious pizza at home. I am really into taking restaurant favorites and trying to make them more healthy. I found a really good recipe for healthy and quick whole wheat dough, and then I made low fat pesto sauce (I substituted the oil with lemon juice and tomatoes). I must say, I did good.
I would post the recipe, but I don't actually remember the exact measurements and things I used. It was trial and error, but there was no error :)

This is Halloween...

Halloween this year was our first Halloween dressing up as a couple. You can tell how much your husband loves you by how willing he is to match with you. I'm sure our love will grow deeper as the years go on, and I will be able to get Dylan in green tights as Peter Pan one year. This year I had to settle for jeans, a t-shirt, and a fake mustache. I will take what I can get since we WON "Coolest Costume" in our ward costume contest. (It may or may not have had to do with our friends being the judges.)


We also won "HOTTEST CHILI" in the chili cook-off. It's only appropriate since we are from New Mexico and brag about how we have the best green chile (with an e, different from chili the stew type food).



My husband must be in love with me. Not only did he dress up with me, he also took me to the girliest show ever on Halloween Night. Thriller, a very over rated dance performance, was a fun way to spend our night since we don't have any kids and live in a place where we get no trick-or-treaters. The best part of the night was the girl sitting in front of us yelling, "Go Zombies".

For Your Viewing Pleasure.

You think mini ponies are cute, sweet, anglic little creatures? Kind of like this?
Well, you are wrong. They eat jackets....
And they go to town when they have itchy bums.

Animal House

Halloween is the best; lots of candy, lots of cheer, and lots of girls thinking it is ok to dress scandalous for the day. It is only one day though, so let them have their fun. If I had a better bod, you would see me wearing a sexy nurse or cop outfit. Last weekend, Dylan and I went to Staheli's Farm with some of our friends to go to the SCARIEST EVER HAUNTED CORN MAZE. It was so scary.... well actually it wasn't that scary. The scary part was the price tag of $10. For a working girl, that is some hard earned money, so handing over my $20 was quite painful. I must admit, it was worth it, and I am not talking about the haunted house part.






The little boy in the back of Keric and Maggie was the "know it all" of the Old McDonald's Farm. He knew every fact about horses, mini horses, sheep, goats, cows, and probably polygomy too. This little sweetheart let us in the pig pen, literally. We had so much fun playing with the animals, and even more fun washing our hands afterward and thanking Heavenly Father that we didn't have to kill our pets for food.

There are so many funny things to say about these pictures, but you just had to be there.
Thanks Seegmillers and Calders for a fun night!

My heart is in Provo....

I used to say, "My heart is in Guatemala". But now, my heart is sitting next to me watching TV. Dylan is the love of my life, and I love every minute we spend together. Life is great, but sometimes you just need your girlfriends. Last weekend, we went to Provo, and I enjoyed me some good old fashion GIRL TIME. Dylan had a mission reunion and was with his mission buddies for the majority of the weekend. We stayed with R Sharp, and I had the best time ever. I forgot how much I missed my friends. I can't even explain it, but there is something wonderful about having dinner over girl talk, laughing til your belly hurts, and playing the wii while eating a milkshake (even if you are supposed to be on a diet.) All these things make up the best times I've shared with the best friends a girl could ask for. My BFF's are as follows (if you aren't pictured, you are still so dear to me, I just missed you while I was in Cougar Country)

Those these pictures are small, these girls hold a special place in my heart (Natty was there too, she just doesn't have a facebook for me to stalk pictures down).

Safety First

Last week I came home from work to find this note written largely in dry erase marker on my bathroom mirror:

Jessy,
As a general concern for your safety and mine,
I insist upon you turning off all electrical
appliances before
you leave the house.
Lovingly,
Dylan
Your Husband and Friend

I guess I will have to start turning off my straightening iron. Well, at least I will try.

15 minutes South of St. George, Exit 22

Welcome to Siver Reef.... the closest ghost town. Let me rephrase that, ghost town in which there are people building new houses, therefore not being a ghost town anymore.
Dylan and I are trying to make the most of St. George while we are here, so on the weekends we like to do fun things such as explore. We found this cute little ghost town online, filled with pictures of old mine shafts, houses, a cute little church, and a creepy cemetary. We were so excited to explore, and when we got there what did we find?
That's right, a new housing development. What a load of crap. The museum was abandoned, but don't worry we got it unlocked and looked around inside anyways.




Falling down a mine shaft. Don't worry, we made it out alive.
Dylan is so brave. He went down before me to make sure there were no bandits or cowboys to harass me. What a great husband.

Baby Steps

Not to justify myself, but tonight I made a BIG improvement. Usually, Tuesday is Biggest Loser Night. Translation= I sit on the couch in my scrubs, eat dinner and dessert while in the same position, and do not work out...that's right ironic since I am watching people work their little butts off. I am obsessed with this show, and I can't miss a minute of it, so somehow working out and taking care of myself don't seem to fit in between the time I get home from work and the time this epic show starts. But tonight, I worked out BEFORE the show, and I even ate a sugar free healthy choice bar for desert:)

Marth Stewart would not be proud.

Since starting college, I have looked at myself as being very independent in the kitchen. I was the go-to girl for domestic things. I guided my BFF neighbors on nutrition and calorie counting, made Rachel Rays 30 minute meals look inconvenient with my 20 minute masterpieces made for one, and even taught a dear sweet roomate how to boil water (love ya Katie). I have not lost my touch since being married, I am more domestic than ever before. The meals I have created have quite suprised myself even. There are still no excuses for last week. My kitchen was a war zone for me. The first disaster was over a dish full of MINT BROWNIES. For any one who has made these delectable delights you will know the time it takes to make them. First you bake the brownies, then cool in the fridge. Then you make the icing, then cool in the fridge again. Then you make the chocolate icing, then cool AGAIN in the fridge. It is quite the process, and I was on the second again in the fridge when I opened the door to this:

Yes, brownies on my floor, brow brownies on the floor.
I was devastated, Dylan was devastated. We were going to dinner at a friends house, and all we had left to take was chips and dip, pathetic.

My next mishap was only a few days later. It was Wednesday, my early day from work, my happy day. I was opening a harmless can of chicken, a food most "fake vegetarians I don't eat red meat" will even eat, when I saw red blood which I knew was not from the can o' bird. I sliced my knuckle on a can of chicken, and had to return back to work to get stitches.




My life is falling apart, well atleast my casserole dishes and flesh are.

Marriage is about.....

Compromise. Like when I agree to write Dylan's Communications Essay so we can go to Cafe Rio this weekend. Sounds like a good deal to me :)

7 hours of Provo...actually Draper.

Last weekend, Dylan and I drove to Draper for Camille and Russ's wedding. We were there for exactly 7 hours max. The trip consisted of driving, going to the temple, going to eat lunch, catching up with a mission buddy (not mine, Dylan's), going to the reception, and driving some more. We left at 9 am and got home a little after midnight. It was a LOOOONG day, so worth it though. Now is the time we can do things like this while we don't have kids (I hope I didn't just jinx us), so we do whatever we want most weekends. Here is a summary of our quick trip:

Rollers in the hair on the way up... I got ready in the car. Seriously, with a curling iron too. I am good, no burns.

Dylan the whole ride, reading his fave books on sorcery and wizardyry.

Typical Natty and I.

Cheesy prom type pics with my BFFs. We think we are way funnier than we actually are, we know this, but that is why we are BFFs.

The beautiful bride and me. She looked gorgeous and so happy. I didn't even realize I got NO pictures of the husband and I. He was there, and he is the best for driving with me. I love my husband, he is the sweetest.

I love Wednesdays!

Wednesday is the best day of the week. I currently don't work on Wednesdays for the rest of the summer (don't worry I am still getting my 40 hours a week), and Dylan doesn't work until the afternoon. So...Tuesday is like a mini Friday for us in the middle of the week. This Tuesday we went to a dollar movie, and when we came out there was the most amazing lightning storm. We got some cones from McD's and went to the top of Skyline drive and sat and looked at the cool storm (how romantic are we?). BUT, our night was rudely interupted by the cops coming and telling us we could not park there. Welcome to St. George, where cops apparently have nothing better to do.

An Extra Holiday in Utah?

Welcome to Pioneer Day my friends... and excuse to get a paid holiday at work, sleep in, and eat lots of ice cream. It is pure wonderful I tell you, just wonderful. Poor Dylan had to work, but I on the other hand had the day off. We spent the night eating dinner at our friends' house, the Seegmillers, and then went to the ROADRUNNERS baseball game.


Meet Lewis. (Trying to be discreet I took a picture of the mascot, but the real focus of the picture is in the righthand corner)He was the voice of the game, yelling crazy comments at everything.... and I mean literally everything. He basically commentated the game from the stands, though we aren't sure if he was drunk or crazy. Favorite Lewis quotes of the night:

"Stroke his ball, batter"
"Who do you think you are, Willy Mays?"
TOP FAVE " Nice cupcakes!" yelled during the cupcake eating contest in between innings.
Still don't know how to turn the pictures to right side up.

I love shaved ice. My fave spot in the whole world is Bahama Bucks in Mesa, AZ. BUT, since I have not been able to return there to eat one in quite some time, the ones at the Roadrunners games will have to do. There was a little surprise of coldstone ice cream in the bottom which I LOVED, but no cream on top :(
I was learning to use the features on my camera, including this one which was the blue hue feature, not so attractive. I am so thankfulfor the pioneers who made it all the way to Utah, not just so we could have a fun filled day off work, but for all the sacrifices they made as well.

Half a year :)

On Friday, Dylan and I celebrated our 6 month Anniversary!!! Ok, well we didn't really celebrate, we both went to work and spent the majority of the night driving to American Fork, Utah to see our new nephew. (Provo peeps, don't hate. I will be back next Friday. This week was a family thing, but don't think I didn't want to be South of Campus going to dance parties).
It is crazy to think it was merely half a year ago that I was married to the love of my life, I know everyone calls their spouse that, but it is a rightful saying because if it isn't the love of your life you probably made a mistake :) But it has been a blissful 6 months. Everyone says marriage is hard, has it's ups and down, yada yada yada. But really, the biggest fight Dylan and I have had is whether or not we should drink bottled water or water from the Brita pitcher we have. ( I personally think the Brita is the choice to go with). Really though, life is wonderful. It's been fun and challenging , but the joys of marriage are the sweetest thing ever. We are just as in love as we were on our wedding day, maybe 10 lbs fatter, but still in love :)I can't wait for the rest of our lives together, and the forever and ever that we get to spend as The Carlisles. Crazy to think it's been 6 months since this:
When we got to do THIS:

The top photo is courtesy of the oh-so-talented Annie Gerber, our amazing photographer. Check her blog out at Anniegergerphotography.blogspot.com

Growing up is Hard to do....

I never thought I would be a grown up, let alone be married to one. It is weird growing up and making decisions that are actually sensible and responsible. BUT, it's been a good change, and fun to have my best friend by my side as we've realized some things that our parents always told us but we never thought was true. The list includes the following:

1. The best time of day is in the morning. I always thought is was crazy that my parents woke up at 5 am, and though I do not wake up that early, I cherish the morning time I have. It's amazing how much I can accomplish by 9 AM. YES, I said 9 AM. I wake up and get stuff done by 9 AM, including all my errands for the day sometimes. I have realized it's OK to go to bed at 10:30, and contrary to previous thoughts of mine, it's not nerdy.

2. The more money you save the Better. As much as I love clothes, and love my money hanging in my closet, it is much better and sensible to have it sit in the bank.... in, eh hem, SAVINGS. I spent every penny I made at the good ol' chocolate factory when I worked in college, it was wonderful. But now, I am sensible, or at least I try to be. Going out to eat is great, but we have realized the more we save, the more BIG things we can buy and the more trips we can go on. It's crazy, but it's worth it.

3. Family is the most important thing in your life. Dylan and I are so lucky to have such great families. They have supported us in everything we have done separately and as a couple. It's so great to go home and be with them, all of them. We keep thinking we want to go on all these fun beach trips, but every time we have saved enough money and gotten work off, we just want to go home and be with our families. It's great.

These are just a few words of wisdom for the day, probably useless to most people, but they are the things in our life that have been our lessons learned over this short time we've been US.

Happt Birthday America

This past weekend, for the Fourth of July, Dylan and I took a little trip to our favorite place... Albuquerque, New Mexico, aka Home. It was so great to be home for the long weekend (Friday was a paid Holiday at my work, holla. It is great having a real job). We had frequent flyer miles from all the many many times my parents flew me home during college, and being poor newlyweds it was the perfect time to cash in on the favor. I flew home on Wednesday afternoon because I was off work the next few days. Dylan couldn't come home until Thursday night, late late Thursday night, because he had to work. (He is currently working at a place called AllConnect in which he sets up cable, internet, gas, and electric for people. It's neat and he is happy. We are so blessed:)
I spent Thursday shopping with my mom, the best thing in the world. She is so nice to me and buys me lots of things that I can't afford. Then on Friday Dylan was there!!! It was the longest time we hav spent apart since being married, and it was very lonely without my best friend. We went to an amazing Mexican restaurant called Los Cuates. Amazing, hot, hit the spot. I miss good Mexican food. If you haven't eaten Mexican food in New Mexico, you just won't get it. It is not the same (or as good) anywhere else in the world. Try it, then talk to me if you don't agree:)
We saw Transformers on Friday night, and played games with Dylan's family. Then on Saturday went to a little Fourth of July breakfast, and then in the afternoon played volleyball at Dylan's house with his family and my family. Fireworks were fun with all the little kiddos. We don't get to see them enough, and we miss our family A LOT! Sunday we went to church, went to lunch with my grandparents ( they don't do the whole keep the sabbath day holy thing, don't judge), and then flew home. It was a perfect trip, too short, but perfect. We love going home, and can't wait to move back to the 505 one day......hopefully one day soon:)
Parker. He isn't looking at the camera, but I promise he is cute.


All the Carlisle Kiddos. The most well-behaved kids ever, and sooo cute too.
We love them!
Happy little Abbers!

Do you really want to know?

News to most of you, WE ARE ALIVE! I know, I have been horrible at blogging lately, but it is hard to keep everyone updated on our important lives when they are really just our lives. We are happy, and we are in love, and marriage is wonderful. But, every night is a date, and it's hard to not look crazy out in public taking pictures at every restaurant or at the movie theater or mini-golf (esp when you live in St. George and you will more than likely see someone you know while in these public places). We have mainly just been living life, hanging out, watching lots of movies, cuddling, and doing newlywed stuff. We find our life together FASCINATING, so I promise to make a goal to take more pictures of our everyday dates (the grocery store, movies, out to dinner). Done and done.

Shrimp on the Barbie (Q)

Ok, so it wasn't shrimp, it was chicken. But whichever livestock or ocean animal we have chosen to cook, it has come out ever so delectable on our new bbq. My sweet grandpa in his old age has taken it upon himself to give away every material thing imaginable. This goes from fishing poles, tools, furniture, a bbq, and I think he even offered to give us my grandma. He was so nice to give us our cute new RED coleman bbq that goes with everything else RED in our kitchen. We love to burn the fat off of our food while enjoying the outdoors as we cook.