For Your Viewing Pleasure.

You think mini ponies are cute, sweet, anglic little creatures? Kind of like this?
Well, you are wrong. They eat jackets....
And they go to town when they have itchy bums.

Animal House

Halloween is the best; lots of candy, lots of cheer, and lots of girls thinking it is ok to dress scandalous for the day. It is only one day though, so let them have their fun. If I had a better bod, you would see me wearing a sexy nurse or cop outfit. Last weekend, Dylan and I went to Staheli's Farm with some of our friends to go to the SCARIEST EVER HAUNTED CORN MAZE. It was so scary.... well actually it wasn't that scary. The scary part was the price tag of $10. For a working girl, that is some hard earned money, so handing over my $20 was quite painful. I must admit, it was worth it, and I am not talking about the haunted house part.






The little boy in the back of Keric and Maggie was the "know it all" of the Old McDonald's Farm. He knew every fact about horses, mini horses, sheep, goats, cows, and probably polygomy too. This little sweetheart let us in the pig pen, literally. We had so much fun playing with the animals, and even more fun washing our hands afterward and thanking Heavenly Father that we didn't have to kill our pets for food.

There are so many funny things to say about these pictures, but you just had to be there.
Thanks Seegmillers and Calders for a fun night!

My heart is in Provo....

I used to say, "My heart is in Guatemala". But now, my heart is sitting next to me watching TV. Dylan is the love of my life, and I love every minute we spend together. Life is great, but sometimes you just need your girlfriends. Last weekend, we went to Provo, and I enjoyed me some good old fashion GIRL TIME. Dylan had a mission reunion and was with his mission buddies for the majority of the weekend. We stayed with R Sharp, and I had the best time ever. I forgot how much I missed my friends. I can't even explain it, but there is something wonderful about having dinner over girl talk, laughing til your belly hurts, and playing the wii while eating a milkshake (even if you are supposed to be on a diet.) All these things make up the best times I've shared with the best friends a girl could ask for. My BFF's are as follows (if you aren't pictured, you are still so dear to me, I just missed you while I was in Cougar Country)

Those these pictures are small, these girls hold a special place in my heart (Natty was there too, she just doesn't have a facebook for me to stalk pictures down).

Safety First

Last week I came home from work to find this note written largely in dry erase marker on my bathroom mirror:

Jessy,
As a general concern for your safety and mine,
I insist upon you turning off all electrical
appliances before
you leave the house.
Lovingly,
Dylan
Your Husband and Friend

I guess I will have to start turning off my straightening iron. Well, at least I will try.